We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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