Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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