no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
