You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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