he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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