i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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