So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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