it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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