better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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