Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Can Purell be used as lube?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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