people are starting to question the shark bite story
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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