going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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