Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He felt like a one man threesome
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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