For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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