I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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