Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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