Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Two words: nipple clamps
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