My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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