he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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