I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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