when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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