ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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