Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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