six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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