You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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