I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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