This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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