maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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