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pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )

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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.

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please don't let me die tonight

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what have you done for me lately?

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17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...

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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.

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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird

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Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.

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