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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off

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• (650): View more from California

  Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.

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• (949): View more from California

  You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?

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  considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster

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• (415): View more from California

  turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.

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