Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job

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(210): View more from Texas

By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE

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(734): View more from Michigan

i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.

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(817): View more from Texas

Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.

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