I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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