That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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