butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
