We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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