so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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