im about as happy as oj after his trial
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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