super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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