You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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