My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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