I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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