You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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