You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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