All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Randomize