The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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