dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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