I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
only you would photoshop your dick
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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