After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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