i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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