this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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