We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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