I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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