Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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