I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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