Yo dont text me then not text me
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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