no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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