Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So squirting runs in the family.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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