I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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