just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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