So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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