have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
3 2 1 whiskey
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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