So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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